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Question:
         Hello, my name is Ashley.  I'm 18 and from Pickerington, Ohio.  
I have a very serious problem: zombies have taken over my house.  they've killed my animals and eaten all of my food.  Is there anything I can do about this?
I'll be sincerely greatful if you could help me with this problem.
Thank you.
 
Ashley,
     It is the Academy's pleasure help you with your delemma. I cannot tell you for certain what or who is "killing your animals and eating all your food", but I can tell you what it is NOT. You will be glad to hear that you do not have a problem with zombies. Zombies do not eat food, just brains.

Question:
     Who would win in a fight; a vampire or a zombie?
Thanks, Justin Smith.
 
Answer:   Justin, This is profesional, scientific academy dedicated to the study of Necroambulates. We do not concern ourselves fictional characters
ie vampires. And by the way, the street-lights are turning on, you better run home little fella.