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Hello, my name is Ashley. I'm 18 and from Pickerington,
I have a very serious problem: zombies have taken over my house. they've killed my animals and
eaten all of my food. Is there anything I can do about this?
I'll be sincerely greatful if you could help me
with this problem.
It is the Academy's pleasure help you with your delemma. I cannot tell
you for certain what or who is "killing your animals and eating all your food", but I can tell you what it is NOT. You will
be glad to hear that you do not have a problem with zombies. Zombies do not eat food, just brains.
Who would win in a fight; a vampire or a zombie?
Thanks, Justin Smith.
Answer: Justin, This is profesional, scientific academy dedicated to the study of Necroambulates.
We do not concern ourselves fictional characters
ie vampires. And by the way, the street-lights are turning on, you better run home little fella.